ah yes, stomp on my ego, Indian style

India is so full of randomness and surreality, and this often takes the form of signs and notices hanging on walls. The best in the world. The BEST. I have to post some photos. The other day, for instance, I saw one that said "Please don't arrest us and hit our children and our bellies." This was in a window at the Indian Boy Scout camp we got to upon arrival in Delhi. Recently I found what I think is my favorite in Delhi, so far. A restaurant wanted to convey that they thought the customer was "number 1". They chose to represent 'number' as "No" without a period, and instead of using the numeral '1', they wrote out the word "One". So I'm sitting there eating and I look up and see this big sign that says:

You are No One
-- No One!

We all need to be reminded of that sometimes.